&&. quotes

After reading Jessie's post, I decided to steal borrow her idea of posting up quotes that I love and belive in :) Hope you will enjoy this post that is half filled with sarcasm !

" To put it nicely, I hope you choke ♥ "

" Don't talk, it makes you sound stupid. "

" I don't need therapy. I have bubble wrap. "

" Those who stand for nothing fall for anything. "

" There are no stupid questions, just stupid people. "

" BE YOURSELF. It's hard to be someone else anyway. "

" Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to. "

" Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas. "

" DEATH: taking the fun out of life since the beginning of time. "

" Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid. "

" A good essay is 10% inspiration, 15% perspiration, and 75% desperation. "

" There are three kinds of people - those who can count and those who can't. "

" Lesson #36 : If you see a stranger, follow him. They always have the best candy. "

" A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends grab those knives and stab those bastards back for you. "

" Casualties many; Percentage of dead not known; Combat efficiency; we are winning. "
- Colonel David M. Shoup "

" We all have sufficient strength to endure the misfortunes of others. "
- François, duc de La Rochefoucauld "

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