&&. goodnight

LE GASP :O

No posts over the week !? Yeah yeah, I was being a lazy bum and forgot about my blog . . . but hey ! It's not my fault ( kinda. maybe. not really. ). Anyhow, this post shall be a tale of my childhood full of sweet fluffy marshmallow and raining candy - seeing that you can't hear my voice, you won't be able to notice the sarcasm literally dripping from those words.

When I was young, I used to share the same room with my brother. And at night, simply saying goodnight will not do for his mentally incapacitated organism that he claims to be his brain. Oh no it won't. So we have this evening ritual for saying goodnights. Normally, I would have to say something like this: "Goodnight Gary Li, fullstop exclamation mark comma apostrophe question mark colon bracket comma fullstop exclamation mark.", and he will respond with the same thing except using my name.

Not only that, if I get it wrong, I'd have to repeat it again 10 times without stopping. It may sound easy, but with my terrible memory, it was like fighting a war armed with nothing but a sheep - a useless dead sheep. To make it worse, my brother changes it every day, so my mind gets fucked up quite easily. Oh yeah, I said the naughty word B)

Moral to this story is that saying goodnights with punctuation marks is stupid.

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